THINGS I'VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD:

1.An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a yr, even in longer flashbacks.:s

2. In every romance movie,som1 must die.:(

3. It is possible 2 hit a person without actually touching them!:O

4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies immediately.dosnt mata hw slow d car went8-|

5. Poisoned food always tastes better.:>

6. D best way 2 make money is by visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/ joining a cult/ sleeping with rich men.<=-P

7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil./:)

8. There is never an end 2 ur suffering, except death!:>

9. With a pastor... all things are possible.>:/

10.Gun shots & knock out sound the same...:D

11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics.:/

12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur girl out,D best place U take her 2 is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll most probably see an'ex'
while feedin each other.:D
*The beach:where it is
imperative dat U ride a donkey&carry her
playfully.=D
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som new ugly clothes.=D

13. A male n female jst kiss,next scene she's pregnant:s (all I saw were clothes on d floor.notin else):/

14. Every problem u av is spiritual:/

15.Wen u're shot in a movie,it doesn't really matter were,bt ur head must be bandaged,same for ur legs.:D

16.When advertising a movie,u av to shout cos people are deaf.=))

17. If a car crash has to happen, d driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highway without an oncoming vehicle and then slam into a tree that wasn't there before...8-|

18. Sometimes d title has absolutely nothin to do wit d movie, and other times wen you see d title and the poster, U know it ALL.8-|

19. At d end of a long boring movie, u'l b reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE éBEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2...>:O

And finally....

20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota,1/3 Pound road aba. HaVe a blessed Day y'all...